“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17
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i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny
easily the best comment this tiktok received.
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[Turkish SpongeBob offers you a Toke.
Do you accept?]
>yes
>no
Answer:
#drugs #spongebob #lmaoOh boy, it’s been forever since i last toked hookah. There’s no possible way this could go terribly wrong
>yes
[your visual cortex generates raw math for several hours
or possibly a few seconds
Time is an illusion]
{take another Toke?}
>yes
>no